The Red Flag

Emotional Damage

A sharp, uncomfortably honest cocktail that goes down fast and hits where it counts. Sweet at first sip, then suddenly bitter — like remembering something you said three years ago at 2 a.m. Built on a strong pour of vodka or gin, cut with sour citrus juice and a splash of something sweet to lull you into a false sense of security. Finished with bitters for emotional complexity and just enough bite to linger longer than you’d like. A lemon peel twisted aggressively, or a cracked sugar rim you absolutely did not need.
Bartender Warning:
May resurface unresolved feelings.

A smoky, spicy cocktail served with absolute confidence while everything is quietly on fire. It starts warm and comforting, built on whiskey or dark rum, then escalates fast with heat and smoke. Sweetened just enough to feel safe, sharpened with citrus, and set ablaze by chili or spicy bitters. Sweetness tries to keep the peace. It fails. A touch of smoke lingers in the background like an unresolved problem. Garnished with dried citrus wheel, cinnamon stick, or something lightly singed — because visual denial is important.
Bartender Warning:
If you say “this isn’t that spicy,” it’s already too late.

This Is Fine

Trash Goblin

A chaotic cocktail for people who thrive on bad ideas and leftovers — and somehow make it work. Sweet, sour, and questionably balanced, Trash Goblin is a rotating mix of whatever shouldn’t go together but absolutely does. No two pours are the same, and that’s the point. Built on a base of whatever spirit is closest, thrown together with mismatched juices, a splash of something fizzy, and an impulsive pour of syrup or liqueur. If it’s open, it’s eligible. Whatever is left on the bar — citrus ends, candy, a cherry with commitment issues, or nothing at all.
Bartender Warning:
No substitutions. No apologies.

A strong, unapologetic cocktail with no interest in subtlety or consequences. You order this when you’ve already made peace with being a problem. Bold, hot, and dangerously smooth for how much alcohol it contains, Unhinged Behavior does not ease you in — it shoves. Built on a heavy pour of overproof rum or whiskey, tempered slightly with citrus juice and honey or simple syrup, then kicked hard with spicy bitters or chili. Just balanced enough to be drinkable. Barely. A chili slice, cracked pepper rim, or nothing at all — garnish is a courtesy, not a requirement.
Bartender Warning:
Ordering this is a confession.

Unhinged Behavior

Oops, All the Trauma

Sweet at first sip. Then suddenly heavy. Like a conversation that got personal way too fast. Oops, All Trauma starts bright and approachable, but the deeper notes creep in quickly — rich, bitter, and lingering in a way that makes you reassess your life choices.
Made with a smooth base of bourbon or dark rum, lightened briefly by fruit or citrus, then pulled into darker territory with coffee liqueur or amaro. Finished with bitters for depth, complexity, and unresolved feelings. An orange peel expressed thoughtfully, or a cherry you absolutely overthink before eating. It tastes comforting, complicated, and like you didn’t mean to unpack all of that tonight.
Bartender Warning:
May lead to oversharing.

A mild, approachable cocktail that starts polite and ends with you checking the exits. Light and friendly at first sip, Social Battery (Low) quietly builds strength as you drink it, draining your tolerance for conversation while increasing your desire to go home. Made with vodka or gin, soft citrus juice, a touch of elderflower or honey for gentle sweetness, and topped with soda water. Clean, floral, and deceptively calming. A lemon wheel or sprig of herbs you absolutely stop noticing halfway through. It tastes like you can stay for one more drink. You cannot.
Bartender Warning:
May cause sudden disappearance.

Social Battery (Low)

The Red Flag

You saw the warning signs. You ordered it anyway. Red Flag is dark, sweet, and just dangerous enough to feel intentional. It tastes indulgent and comforting at first, then finishes sharp — like realizing too late you should’ve listened to your friends. Made with spiced rum or whiskey, cherry liqueur for deep sweetness, bright citrus to keep it tempting, and bitters to underline the poor decision-making. A cherry dropped dramatically into the glass, or a citrus peel twisted like a bad excuse.
Bartender Warning:
Contains warning signs.

Clean. Strong. Emotionally unavailable. A no-frills cocktail for when you’re done explaining yourself. That’s A You Problem is spirit-forward, lightly bitter, and refreshingly uninterested in your opinions. Built around whiskey or vodka with minimal sweetness, sharpened with citrus and finished dry with bitters. Straightforward, firm, and not here to comfort you. A simple lemon twist — effort was made. Barely.
Bartender Warning:
No emotional labor included.

That's A You Problem

Permanent Emotional Damage

The shot you take when you laugh and say “I’m fine” a little too fast. A harsh, no-nonsense shot of high-proof vodka or whiskey, slammed with sour citrus and a whisper of sweetness that vanishes immediately. Finished with bitters so sharp they linger longer than the memory you were trying not to think about. It burns, it’s fast, and it leaves you staring into the middle distance like you just remembered something deeply personal at the worst possible time. No garnish.
Bartender Warning:
This one counts as self-reflection.

A shot born from poor impulse control and leftover ingredients. It should not exist. It absolutely does. A reckless combination of whatever high-proof liquor is closest, slammed with sour citrus and a splash of something sweet to make it almost palatable. Finished with a hint of spice or bitterness that lingers longer than your dignity. It hits fast, burns on the way down, and leaves you questioning how this was approved.
Bartender Warning:
If you ask what’s in it, you’re not ready.

Dumpster Fire

Speedrun Therapy

The shot you take when someone says “are you okay?” and you answer honestly. A compact hit of dark rum or whiskey, softened just enough with a touch of sweet liqueur, then dragged into uncomfortable territory by coffee liqueur or amaro. Finished with bitters so the feeling lingers longer than intended. It goes down quickly, hits immediately, and leaves you thinking, wow, that escalated. Garnished with a single coffee bean dropped in like punctuation.
Bartender Warning:
This is not a substitute for therapy.

Culann Rolvsson

Culann is warmer on the surface — relaxed posture, easy smile, and an effortless charm that disarms before you realize it has. He laughs easily, jokes freely, and keeps the atmosphere from tipping too far into despair. That said, there’s a depth behind the humor, and when the night turns heavy, Culann knows exactly when to stop joking and start listening.

RP Hooks
> The Icebreaker: Culann is usually the first to greet new faces, offering a joke, a comment about the weather, or a deliberately bad drink pun to ease them in.
> The Distraction Drink: If he senses tension rising, he’ll suggest something flashy, sweet, or ridiculous to shift the mood before it curdles.
> The Gentle Deflection: When someone starts spiraling, Culann knows how to redirect without shutting them down — a skill your OC might notice and question.
> Shared Laughs: He laughs easily and invites others to join in. If your OC matches his humor, he’ll warm to them quickly.
> The Line He Won’t Cross: If pushed too far, Culann’s tone changes — still calm, but firm. Players can explore what it takes to reach that boundary.Quirks
> Talks with his hands when animated
> Keeps a mental tally of who’s had what to drink
> Refills water glasses without being asked
> Smiles first, listens second, intervenes last
> Has a habit of leaning on the bar like he’s been there all night (because he has)

RP Hooks
> The Look: Zira has a habit of meeting someone’s eyes a second longer than expected, usually right before asking a question that lands a little too close to the truth. If she looks at your OC like that, she’s noticed something.
> Perfect Pour: She often hands patrons exactly the drink they didn’t order but clearly needed. If your OC comments on it, she’ll explain — or ask what gave them away.
> Silent Company: Zira is comfortable sitting in silence with someone who doesn’t want to talk. If your OC chooses to drink quietly at the bar, she may wordlessly stay nearby.
> Memory Like a Blade: She remembers names, preferences, and past conversations with unsettling precision. If your OC returns, she might reference something they thought was forgotten.
> The Check-In: When a conversation turns heavy, Zira will quietly check in OOC-friendly: “You want distraction or honesty?” — giving players an easy consent moment.Quirks
> Polishes the same glass repeatedly when thinking
> Rarely drinks, but always knows when someone else has had enough
> Gives very direct advice when asked — no fluff, no judgment
> Tends to stand with her back to the bar, watching the room through reflections
> Has a soft spot for people who say “I’m fine” too quickly

Zira Kline

Zira is sharp-eyed, composed, and quietly observant. She listens more than she speaks, remembers everything you say, and pours drinks with unsettling accuracy. Whether she’s offering a perfectly timed refill or a look that says you already know this is a bad idea, Zira has a way of making patrons feel seen without ever prying. If you’re unraveling slowly, she’ll meet you where you are.